the pizza thing

it's fun until you have to preheat the oven for 500 degrees! and then you've realized the COOKIE SHEETS NEVER MADE IT EITHER! and then you've got pizza half stuck and burnt to the top rack and you need two spatulas and four hands to get it out of the oven and then go back to do the same thing, but DEEPER IN THE OVEN so that when the pizza sticks this time, you can close the oven door.

UGH.

Totally worth it though. I'm dead serious.



Also note the vegan blue cheese dressing next to the buffalo chicken pizza. It's:
1/2 cup veganaise
1 tsp tahini
the juice of 2 lemon slices (i'm talking the size of the garnish on your cocktail)
a splash of white vinegar
garlic powder to taste.

you can crumble a bit of tofu for texture, but i think it's silly. unless someone's going to wake up early and make tofu scramble for you with the left overs and bring it to you in bed. otherwise, skip it. and you're not spoiled enough.